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2006-11-13, 04:36 PM
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送魚頭?  引用:
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2006-11-13, 04:39 PM
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 加入日期: Apr 2005 您的住址: 池塘找不到..就來蔚藍海域吧
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2006-11-13, 04:46 PM
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瑪麗亞的糗事
有一年瑪麗亞和姊姊2人去鹽水看蜂砲
 找了一個視野佳的地點站定位後 不一會兒人潮漸漸多了 男女老少、爸爸媽媽帶孩子的、情侶們都來了 當蜂砲往瑪麗亞們的方向射過來時 大家像逃難一樣兵慌馬亂、四處逃竄  慌亂中瑪麗亞感覺姊姊牽起了她的手一塊奔跑 等到了安全的地方後一看 『阿娘喂~~~~怎麼姊姊變成男生啦！…. 』原來剛剛站旁邊的情侶男牽錯手了 牽到瑪麗亞啦  而瑪麗亞還一直以為是姊姊牽她呢！！ 2個人還牽的緊緊的  後來情侶男一看牽錯人還趕緊放手找人去啦  萬一被情侶女看到不就有好戲看了  ----------------------------------- **有關瑪麗亞這名稱的由來請私下問 不然爆太多我會被殺頭的  ** |
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2006-11-13, 04:55 PM
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瑪麗亞是誰啊?  後來瑪麗亞有沒有叫那個男的負責呢?
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2006-11-13, 05:03 PM
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加入日期: Aug 2004 您的住址: 身處無限車殼地獄 T_T
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2006-11-13, 05:05 PM
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瑪麗亞是魚頭啦 你都沒在爬文 |
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2006-11-13, 05:06 PM
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原來是魚頭啊  那魚頭自己出來說明一下那個男的帥不帥?
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2006-11-13, 05:10 PM
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你家魚的手被人家牽走了還這麼開心 沒良心 |
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2006-11-13, 05:11 PM
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