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雖然我今天沒上班 但我可沒打電話給妳喔   |
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2006-11-03, 01:39 PM
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 加入日期: Apr 2005 您的住址: 池塘找不到..就來蔚藍海域吧
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老實說..她的聲音比較甜......  |
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2006-11-03, 01:45 PM
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2006-11-03, 01:47 PM
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好邪惡的想法    |
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2006-11-03, 01:48 PM
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應該是打錯了 通常我聽到的版本是： 女歹徒：喂∼ 我：喂∼ 女歹徒：你在忙嗎？方便講電話嗎？ 我：請問妳是那位？ 女歹徒：厚你都忘記人家了∼ 我：(一頭霧水加沉默三秒鐘)  女歹徒：你真的忘了嗎？你上個月留電話給我時，還直誇我好可愛，想起來沒有？ 我：(一頭霧水加沉默三秒鐘) 女歹徒：厚豬頭，我是XX啦，你看你都忘了人家了啦∼ 我：......  掛掉電話∼
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2006-11-03, 02:00 PM
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加入日期: Aug 2004 您的住址: 身處無限車殼地獄 T_T
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你要慶幸至少她是罵你豬頭而不是好人  |
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2006-11-03, 03:17 PM
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我：對吼！(掛完電話！才熊熊想到那不是我上次去XX酒店所認識的小姐嗎) |
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2006-11-03, 03:20 PM
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 可以想像得出來  |
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2006-11-03, 03:21 PM
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奇怪， 為什麼我都沒接到過? |
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2006-11-03, 03:25 PM
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我可以打給你 |
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2006-11-03, 03:34 PM
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電話掛斷....................
