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A girlfriend says to her boyfriend: Do you want to be Aladdin and come in my cave of wonders?
Her boyfriend says: oh my god! This is funny. Then He says to his girlfriend: no. I want to be genie and grant you three wishes. She answers: does that mean I get to rub you? Then both of them laugh. He says: They come from every angle! Then She says: you can too. Hahhahahahahhaha |
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2026-04-01, 12:13 PM
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英語老師問學生: Do you have a girlfriend?
學生: yes, she is from another nation 老師：cool! which nation? 學生：imagination
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2026-04-02, 09:44 PM
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爆肝、爆肝，肝臟頂摳摳，折磨肝臟，身心疲勞。 爆肝加班精神LOW，你知、我知、他也知。 為了生活要爆肝，為了薪水要爆肝，爆肝操死你。 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZeVGDkj5J8 「往哪兒走？」 22.571581578862375, 120.54270501093441 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xdYue1nHewM 姬勤四舍  這硬屌像一隻鏟 在慾液裡撬啊撬 情郎喲 你也在我的心海裡飄呀飄 讓我的喘聲 隨那微縫 吹開了你的窗簾 讓我的衷情 隨那流水 不斷的向你傾訴 椰子樹的長影 掩不住我的情意 明媚的月光 更照亮了我的心 這硬屌的夜 已經這樣沉進 情郎喲 你為什麼還是默默無語 |
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2026-04-05, 08:08 AM
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--- 別再鬼話啥 "寧可信其有, 不可信其無", 與其庸人自擾, 寧可信其無! --- 搞綠能是要看風水的!  沒風沒水是要怎麼玩?
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2026-05-27, 03:07 AM
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