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A girlfriend says to her boyfriend: Do you want to be Aladdin and come in my cave of wonders?
Her boyfriend says: oh my god! This is funny. Then He says to his girlfriend: no. I want to be genie and grant you three wishes. She answers: does that mean I get to rub you? Then both of them laugh. He says: They come from every angle! Then She says: you can too. Hahhahahahahhaha |
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2026-04-01, 12:13 PM
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英語老師問學生: Do you have a girlfriend?
學生: yes, she is from another nation 老師：cool! which nation? 學生：imagination
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2026-04-02, 09:44 PM
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2026-04-05, 08:08 AM
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