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作者范右使
簡單，你要養貓還要直播給人看，那貓該吃的罐罐不能只是道具，你就真人真貓的養，罐罐也真材實料的給，該花的就花，大家就有養貓直播可以看，所有的貓也就一隻也不會少，甚至越養越多隻，你可以繼續宣稱這種直播是「成就」。
重點是，不要唉唉叫，貓是你自己要養的，我們沒逼你養。
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開始跳針了。
搞笑，是誰從頭到尾指責督人不負責的，又強迫灌輸意識要人認養
現在是要我打炮直播你才開心就是了。那建議你隨便上個成人直播就好了
我沒有這種癖好。
給少年阿公，我想幫你點首歌，這首歌道盡我現在對你的心境，
我沒有話可以回你了。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
歌詞：
Who can it be knocking at my door?(范右使)
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired and I'm not feeling right
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide
Who can it be now?(范右使)
Who can it be now?(范右使)
Who can it be now?(范右使)
Who can it be now?(范右使)
Who can it be knocking at my door?(范右使)
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor
If he hears, he'll knock all day
I'll be trapped and here I'll have to stay
I've done no harm, I keep to myself
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health
I like it here with my childhood friend
Here they come, those feelings again!
以上煩請波羅大改歌或者其他大大翻譯了
阿…我的邏輯已經跟不上25歲的少年了。
算了…
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