去健身房秤重遇到陌生外籍同事...
densha: Excuse me, can I use it?
Pilipino: Sure, there you are
densha: 84.53kg... Orz
Pilipino: Are you trying to get fit?
densha: Ah? Yes, I think so.
Pilipino: I think you are strong.
densha: Ah??? No... I am fat...
Pilipino: Better than my boy friend, I think.
densha: Maybe you should invite him to here also
Pilipino: I wish I could
densha: Try it, I got to go, bye
後來我就酸了 =..=