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作者魚丫頭
詐騙電話..
女歹徒:喂~
魚:那位??
女歹徒:妳在忙嗎??
魚:請問妳那位??
女歹徒:妳猜不出來喔....
魚:妳直接告訴我..妳叫什麼名字..
女歹徒  電話掛斷....................
我也想跟她慢慢玩的.. 
可是她掛的太快了..  |
應該是打錯了 
通常我聽到的版本是：
女歹徒：喂∼
我：喂∼
女歹徒：你在忙嗎？方便講電話嗎？
我：請問妳是那位？
女歹徒：厚你都忘記人家了∼
我：(一頭霧水加沉默三秒鐘) 
女歹徒：你真的忘了嗎？你上個月留電話給我時，還直誇我好可愛，想起來沒有？
我：(一頭霧水加沉默三秒鐘)
女歹徒：厚豬頭，我是XX啦，你看你都忘了人家了啦∼
我：...... 掛掉電話∼
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