醫生：「你的身體裡已經沒有 鎂了。」

病人：「0mg」

醫生：「你的身體裡已經沒有 鉀了。」

病人：「0K」

醫生：「你的身體裡已經沒有 氫和氮了。」

病人：「0H, N0」

A girlfriend says to her boyfriend: Do you want to be Aladdin and come in my cave of wonders?
Her boyfriend says: oh my god! This is funny.
Then
He says to his girlfriend: no. I want to be genie and grant you three wishes.
She answers: does that mean I get to rub you?
Then both of them laugh.
He says: They come from every angle!
Then
She says: you can too.

Hahhahahahahhaha

英語老師問學生: Do you have a girlfriend?
學生: yes, she is from another nation
老師：cool! which nation?
學生：imagination